Liz tells Jenna and Pete that her ex, Floyd, called her the night before to tell her he is in New York and because of a big storm coming, he's going to be stranded and needs a place to crash, and this is where Liz comes in. Liz is confused by Floyd's call and wants advice from Pete and Jenna.
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It's Sandwich Day at the studio and the crew is already lining up. It's the only day of the year where teamsters pick up sandwiches at an unknown deli in Brooklyn and bring them into work.
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Don Geiss is still in his coma, which makes his daughter Cathy the new CEO. Jack is being forced to move offices to the 12th floor and it's killing him. Especially after seeing that Cathy decorated his old office with unicorns and Mark Wahlberg pictures. As Jack walks out, his assistant serenades him with "I'll Remember You."
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The TGS crew has wolfed down their free sandwiches. Only one perfect sandwich remains and it's on Liz's desk. Frank warns the rest of the writers that taking Liz's food will have consequences. But Tracy rushes for the sandwich anyway.
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Liz vowed she would have a whole new attitude for Floyd, to show she had moved on. Floyd arrives and his wowed by Liz's stunning red dress and new look. He is obviously impressed and offers to take her out to dinner.
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Liz storms the writers' room demanding to know where her sandwich is. The writers are busy putting the blame on one another and Kenneth steps in. He apologizes and says he is at fault for not stopping the sandwich stealing from happening. Liz demands Kenneth find her another sandwich or she'll cut his face up.
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By the time Liz and Floyd end up back at her apartment after their date, it's time for Floyd to catch his plane. He tells her how great it was seeing her and it makes him miss New York even more. He kisses her on the cheek and hails a cab, leaving Liz with a smile.
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Jack checks in on a comatose Don Geiss and pleads with him for a sign on what to do. A male orderly comes in, telling Jack he must leave GE. Jack takes that as his sign.
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Tracy, Kenneth and the writers are determined to get Liz her sandwich. Tracy hopes his fame will impress the teamsters into telling them where the secret deli is. Instead, the teamsters challenge the writers to a drinking contest.
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After Liz thinks she pulled off the perfect goodbye, she is surprised to see Floyd at her doorstep the next morning. His airline went bankrupt overnight and he is, once again, stranded in New York. Liz thinks it's perfect timing to discuss the woman who answered his phone eight months ago when she called him.
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After Floyd gets a call about another flight, he promises Liz they will discuss their relationship as soon as he heads back to Cleveland. Later on, Liz spots Floyd enjoying ice cream in Central Park. She is shocked that he lied to her about finding a flight. He tells her since she decided to stay in New York, there have been lots of women he's dated. Liz walks away from Floyd for good.
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The only person the writers think can handle a drinking contest with the teamsters is Jenna. She agrees to do it, but only for the attention. She starts getting nauseated after five shots, but then Kenneth, Frank and Tracy all decide to take one for the team. The teamsters know they are about to lose. The teamsters get Liz her sandwich.
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Later on, Jack tells Liz that if she really cares for Floyd, she should go after him. She rushes to the airport determined to make things right with him. Before she is allowed through the gate, she has to purchase a cheap plane ticket to Montreal and scarf down the perfect sandwich that was in her purse.
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Liz finds Floyd about to board his flight to Cleveland. She apologizes for her erratic behavior and he wonders if they'll decide to be friends again. He tries to give her back her apartment key and she tells him to keep it. Floyd boards his flight as the news announces that President Bush has appointed Jack Donaughy as the Homeland Security Director of Crisis and Weather Management.
Liz still can't get over the fact that Jack has taken a job with the government as part of Homeland Security, Extreme Weather Preparedness, and the War on the Poor. Jack assures Liz that he is never coming back to GE.
Kenneth is applying to be a page at the Summer Olympics in Beijing. His rival page at NBC, Donnie Lawson, is determined to keep Kenneth from going and vows to pull out all the stops to keep him from making the sign-up deadline.
Tracy is still working on his porn video game. Jenna and Grizz agree to lend their voices. Tracy is having a problem believing Jenna's acting, but thinks Grizz is doing a great job. Jenna gets a little too into the part, leaving the guys turned on.
Jack meets his new officemate, Cooter Burger. Jack is shocked when Cooter reveals that employees don't even get supplied with pens. Jack vows to change that and stands by his claim that if changes have to be made, they have to be made with pens.
Kenneth is worried that he will never complete his application by the deadline. He also confesses to Jenna that the process is hard because he doesn't know how to brag about himself. He throws the application away. Jenna secretly vows to help Kenneth.
Jack gets a phone call from his former assistant telling himk that Don Geiss spoke two words while in his coma, "Jackie Boy." Jack thinks this is a sign to go back to GE and take back his job. Cooter advises Jack that he will not let him quit and denies his resignation.
Liz's pregnancy tests come back positive and she begins to worry. Jenna tells her to remain calm because Floyd isn't the worst guy in the world to make a mistake with. Liz reluctantly tells Jenna that Floyd can't be the father because the last guy she had sex with was Dennis. Liz is actually excited to be a kick-ass single mom.
Cooter tells Jack that he's been trying to leave his job for two years now and the government won't accept his resignation, either. Cooter also admits that his real name is James Reilly but the President gave him the nickname. Cooter makes the decision to leave with Jack. But since resigning isn't an option, both men work together to try to get fired.
Dennis surprises Liz at her apartment. He puts all the pieces together and tells her he knows she's pregnant. He can't wait to raise the baby with Liz and even has names picked out already. Liz kicks him out of her apartment.
Jenna makes a DVD for Kenneth's Summer Olympic page application. The DVD contains all of Kenneth's everyday good deeds. Kenneth knows this is his shot, but he has just minutes to make the deadline. He rushes his application to the 27th floor and makes the deadline in the nick of time.
Jack and Cooter enlist the help of Jack's ex, CC, to help get them fired. She reluctantly agrees to help out by making it look like the men are completely incompetent at doing their jobs. Later on, Jack finds some alone time to sift through all his voicemails from a frantic Liz. The last message from Liz says she's found out she is not pregnant.
Jack pays Liz a visit. Her doctor told her that mass consumption of cheese curls led to the false-positive pregnancy tests. Liz also realizes now that she really does want to be a mother before it's too late. Jack agrees to help Liz adopt a baby.
